So what’s with the name?
When I was in college I was a huge fan of the Wu-Tang Clan (still am, actually). One day in my junior year, the name “Wood-Tang” appeared in magic marker on my door at the fraternity house, and the name just stuck.
Now that I’m bald and paunchy and have a family, no one really calls me that anymore, but it’s still a perfect online handle. Sorry if you got here expecting news on the RZA and Method Man and found stuff about potty training instead, but I did write an obituary for Ol’ Dirty Bastard, if that helps.